Monday, April 19, 2010

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Posted by shonitay at 4/19/2010 05:05:00 PM 0 comments
HOHOHO!!!
i've officially joined the 'gadget' group of people..
cause i have just splurged on something from Machines
Let me intro this newly launched and acquired beauty to you all
this is something so unreal for me cause i have been dreaming of it since 2004!! OMG!!
and its so alien yet i am so interested to go home NAW!! just to caress him
(i like boys so my things are all gonna be a HIM)
there are so many parts of him for me to explore and indulge in... so i'll be busy these days..
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jeng! jeng! my new love!!! awwwww!!!
the paper bag... i am attracted and always gets cheated by paper bags!!
my new love!! see! expensive stuff means quality stuff! the box also got sponge!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

ok. that's it! i'm going home NAW to rape him!! whooohooooo!!!
ok! yitpong's gonna shake his head now i know.. but i dont care!
i know i'm gonna improve my IT literacy...

Photo credits to ma baybee...and my love too!!
XOXO

Friday, April 16, 2010

Mulu Exploration Part 1

Posted by shonitay at 4/16/2010 10:50:00 AM 0 comments
ohiyo!!!! today is a good day!!! my love will be back tonight!! @.
yays!!! i'm floating in the air now dy!!! kakakakkkaakka!:))
since i'm in such a good mood... i'll talk about my Mulu Trip

This is our dinner at Miri Town in one of the recommended shop by 'Miri'ans
~Ming Cafe~
The paku pakis is so nice but the tomyam is not nice at all
The next morning, we were at the airport early in the morning to bord the flight to Mulu
Bored at the airport so we spent our time on the third most useful activities after sleeping and eating
i.e. reading... or to be exact PRETEND to be reading = take pictures!!! WTF
Just before we board the flight, me and yennee hurriedly took a picture of ourselves with the cute plane because this baby was really reallyyyyy cute!
up in the air... 30 minutes flight to mulu... over forest and river... i think that is Sungai Tutoh
this is the smallest airport that i have ever been and it is weird to see everything is done manually in airport. there is no conveyor belts and they just bring your bags and leave it on a table for your collection

upon arrival, we saw two signs presumably is for guests to take photos while they unload the luggages and so being so bright we thought we could use the help of an uncle who was using those big big sophisticated camera to help us take a group photo! wow! his skill was so amazing! he took the most natural picture of us as what you can see above!! no posing, no fake smiles! al naturel!
fed up and still bored, we took some more photos with the beautiful and clean surrounding of the airport... until i found that there was a cute tuk-tuk waiting just outside the main door of the airport from our resort!
so the kiasu me, yennee and meiyun took stupid pictures with it before it gets filled with angmohs
i had a feeling that we would not be able to get to board it as we had some big luggages with us


so we end up riding on a baggage truck....
the weather was good and the sun was shining at its maximum!!
so the puteri lilins got ready with our gears!!
previously i blogged about leeches and how to prevent it here
so we wore panty hose for our first adventure after lunch
me, fully equipped to explore mother nature!!
panty hose - checked
knee support - checked
thick socks - checked
kampung adidas - checked

at the entrance to Mulu National Park...
JC looking scared like a kitten and almost fainted! hahahahha


sometimes i cannot blame humans to be so hamsap
or why people love porn so much
can't blame anyone... its human's nature..
cause mother nature is also so hamsap!!!


don't believe me ah?? ok.. let me prove to you...what our guide told us
introducing... this plant is called "ladies bum"


and this is "lover's penis"!!
any guess why the leaves have so many holes??
no present for correct guesses ok!
oh this is Eugene, our first guide of the day... and the best to me!!
i'm on the top of the JUNGLE!!! Mulu Canopy Skywalk at 480 metres is the longest tree-based walkway in the World and I HAVE CONQUERED IT!! *feels proud*
it's so easy lah like peanuts! ahem!
see my gloves?? i borrowed that dirty old glove my mom used to wear when she made kuih kapit!
recycling is good for mother nature okay and i am playing my part!!!wtf
~use recycled gloves to save the earth!! a community service message from shoni~
the naughty Eugene again spoil my picture... this is supposed to be a victorious picture proving that i have SUCCESSFULLY CONQURED THE LONGEST TREE BASED WALKWAY IN THE WORLD!
me and yennee in Lang's Cave
decided that with our camera, no pics will turn out nice however good we look because of the camera's limitation!

and so we end up taking pictures with signage in a vain attempt to say "i wuz here"
profile of Abraham Lincoln, the late US president who was assasinated in April 1865
This is how Deer Cave looks from the inside...looking so pretty
on the ground, coating the big pebbles are guano, in layman's term
SHIT...in precise, BAT's SHIT.
WTF!!!
damn smelly okay! the smell is so evil, that it slowly penetrates your nose and takes its own sweet time to torture you!!
ahhh... after the ground of terror in shit valley, we got to see a spark of hope
this place we called Garden of Eden... which was actually a garden above the collapsed roof of the cave
get the message?
then we went to the bat's exodus observatory to wait for the appearance of Batman! wtf
ok. here is where we got a chance to see a spectacular sight of the bats on their voyage out to look for food in the evening around 6pm. The amazing thing about these bats is that when they reach the Deer cave mouth, they will make a circle for a few minutes before proceeding out in a wavy single line.
After watching the bats, we walked a LONGGGG WAYYYYY out back to the park headquarters and i thought i almost DIED!! i could smell the flowers at heaven's garden! wtf!!!!
i could not feel my legs attached to my body anymore and my legs were now filled with blisters!!!
so we went back to the resort and had our hearty dinner!! the buffet spread there was good and there was lots of vege dishes which makes it all wonderful again!!
then i made up my mind to a spontanic decision to go for the foot reflexology no matter what is the price to make sure my leg was attached back to my body and i could move it the next day again!
it was hell of a shitty touch that i was truly pissed and ended up relying on 'salonpas' spray..will talk about this in another blog post
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Part 2 to be continued

Thursday, April 15, 2010

housemate problems

Posted by shonitay at 4/15/2010 04:26:00 PM 2 comments
i'm back from my trip!!!!
wanted to blog about my trip but something irritating welcomed me once i reached home!!

so imma bitch about it to prevent me from becoming a LUNATIC!!!!
and post disgusting pictures to make u all sick sick sick!!!!
hahahhaha!!! i can't be just so selfish to keep all these bad images for myself...
we must learn to ~SHARE~ muahahahha!! *evil laugh!*

before i start to bitch and gossip about other people and condemn people.....
i must ADMIT HERE my own shortfall too!! i hereby do solemly DECLARE that:
1) i do not sweep and mop the floor cause i am allergic to dust and am angry with those who wear their dirty shoes into the house and leave it all over
2) i do not clean the kitchen floor/walls because it is open air and it will get dirty once any big wind/rain strikes
3) i seldom clean the toilet, but i do clean it more frequently these days cause yennee is not here to clean it anymore! *sobs*
4) i do not believe in cleaning after any housemate for the sake of the cleanliness of the house because if I do, they will not notice it, they will not change and I will just be a bloody stupid invisible maid to them
5) i am LAZY...i admit it

BUT... (95% of the time)

1) i do not mess up the place by leaving things everywhere and FORGET about it
2) i throw my own rubbish out when the bin is full/before i go for long leave/weekends..
3) i wash my plates and clean up the direct mess after i cook/eat

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lets enjoy the pretty pictures i have in store for your viewing pleasure... some are too gross that i decided not to put that up.. i dont want to be responsible for any bad damage to my reader's health! wtf eat chips liao , want to throw also dont know how to throw properly!! all over the floor and ants came and had a feast!! FML!! and this basket had been in this condition since 2 weeks ago!! tell me!! FML or not?? btw, this basket belongs to miss K

this is a case of PURE laziness!!it had been in this position since last Friday, i think... before i left. This housemate of mine, ate finish all the chocolate cookies i made and then just leave the container there hoping that it will miraculously disappear into thin air..wtf!! who's gonna get rid of it?? FML FML
this is the state of the rubbish bin in the kitchen! see the BIG ORANGE THING???? oh yeah!! tell me please if that thing can disappear on its own? or it'll just shrink into pea size and fall right into the bin???? WTF!!! and yesterday, when i asked who ate the cake? mr. N answered proudly,"me lah, who else?" i said, "after eating throw the box out lah!" he kept quiet! let's see how it goes..

What's wrong with this??? ok. NO.1 the bread is long overdue! i told miss.S about her bread a few times already and asked her to throw it away... "yeah i know.." "okay" "yeah.. that one cannot eat liao, have to throw away" ~these are the answers i get! and now, a week after, it is still in the SAME POSITION!! WTF!! FML!!! no2. the plate!! can't see it?? i zoom closer...

see the RUST that have formed?? three spot in total!! WTF!! use the plate to cook maggi liao.. then just leave it there to RUST!! *please call an ambulance and send me to tanjung rambutan!!

and for the GRAND FINALE...!! please brace yourselves for the sight that will haunt you for the rest of your day!!!!!... jeng jeng!! no big deal??? ok.. i zoom closer again...
see the little things floating around? FML MAXIMUM! dont ask me! i dont know what the hell is it!!! okay!! my suspision is that this bowl of disgusting floating crap has been there since last weekend!!!!! and when i checked with miss S, she will only be back NEXT MONDAY!!! FML FML FML FML FML!!!! use my bowl, use my utensils!!! and just leave it there!! the answer i got was, "i was rushing ma...." MAHAI LAH!!!!! if this is happening once in a blue moon, i could use my big heart to give some forgiveness!! but this has been going on for all the time i have stayed with miss S and it's a habit which she dont think is WRONG/BAD and have no SINCERE INTENTION to change!!!

FML!!!!!!!! i am living in a place with miss K, mr. N and miss S!!! which sums up to me living with KNS people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arghhhHHHHH!!!!! FML!!

i'm gonna leave on a jetplane and run to a place in hope that it will be better...cause i cannot blame them... not as if they are committing any crime... and it's not my duty to teach or train/dicipline them...no right to do that too!! so the best is to RUN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Friday, April 9, 2010

seeking batman

Posted by shonitay at 4/09/2010 10:24:00 AM 0 comments
whoooohoooooooO!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going for a holiday tomorrow!!
H>O>L>I>D>A>Y >>>>>>>> HAPPINESS!!

i received some good news YESTERDAY...
and i'm gonna make it complete TODAY...
and will celebrate it TOMORROW!!!!

(sings song)
I AM HAPPY~~
I AM HAPPY~~
I KNOW I AM, I'M SURE I AM
I AM HAPPYY~~~~ yeah!!!!

oh yah.. i heard that the place have slimey stuff there...
OMG when i heard that I FREAKED OUT!! DAMN GELI okay!!
i went and search about online and i'm going to share with you guys here

credits to mysabah.com


6 Ways to Prevent Leech Bite (Just pick one)

1. Tobacco Sock
Leeches hate the smell of tobacco. Spend a few dollars to buy some grinded tobacco leaves from the tamu or pasar (local market). Put it in a container and add some water (but not too much). Soak the socks in the tobacco+water overnight. The next day let the socks dry out. If you wear it, the leeches won’t dare to crawl on your shoes.

2. Dettol
Heard this from the villagers in Long Pasia. During World War II, some people was wondering how the Japanese soldiers can bear the leech bites. Later they learnt that the army applied Dettol on their hands, necks and legs. The strong smell kept the leeches away. However, if you do jungle trekking, I won’t advise you to do this coz your strong smell will also scare away all the wildlife hundred feet away.

3. Stocking
I heard from someone that there is a scientist in Danum Valley. He enters the forest frequently for research and seldom got leech bite, though he wears short pant. His secret is to wear the stocking (yes, the one used by lady).

4. Leech Sock
The most common way of preventing leech bite. In the begining, I thought this sock contained special chemical to scare away the leech, so I spent RM15 to buy it (expensive!!! Better use my Xmas sock). No, it is not. Basically it is just a long sock that you wear it normally and tie the other end, only to cover the opening of your sock and jean. If a leech crawls on your sock, then you can see it and get rid of it.

5. Insecticide Sock
I got this tip from a friend who works for a lumbering company. Just got a long sport sock, like the one wore by ah pak (old uncles) for jogging. Wear it all the way up to your knee (also cover the opening of your jean). Then spray Baygon brand insecticide on the sock. FYI, other brands such as Ridsect does not work well.

6. Insect Repellant
Thanks to Emily. The easiest way is to buy a Mosi-Guard (60ml costs RM26, 100ml RM28) at Guardians and spray it on your skin. It is an insect repellant but its eucalyptus extract can prevent mosquito, as well as leech attack up to 6 hours.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

window frames

Posted by shonitay at 4/08/2010 06:23:00 PM 0 comments
people say, your eyes is the window to your soul
it lets people see all the beauty inside you by just looking 'through' your eyes
haih... everything is good with my eyes *touch wood*
but the window frames to it is in terrible condition!!

dark circles!
eye bag! on ONE SIDE ONLY!!!! wtf. dont know wanna be thankful or sad!
wrinkles!! FML FML FML FML FML

and these are happening to me when i am still in my 20s!!
FML maximum!!
what is going to happen when i reach 30? 40? 50? 60? 70? 80?
ah.. 80? what am i thinking?? i'd probably be dead by then!

but i am JUST IN MY TWENTIES!!!! (reaching 30s.. i know i know!! stop reminding me!)

so in a desperate attempt to restore my youthfulness! ahem!!
i have purchased online some magical eye cream!!

Please PLEASE PRAY FOR ME that it will work!!!
it costs me USD 200 OKAY!!!!

cheaper than botox which did cross my mind lah...

ok!! PRAY FOR ME! thanks!!
 

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