coffee maker

today i want to share a secret with you
i believe if something is not widely known, then it deserves the secret status

fact: i do not know how to make a cup of coffee or tea with milk!
reason: i don't drink coffee (any variant) or tea with milk. i think i am lactose intollerant
problem: my seating position is always in front of boss room and/or my job requires me to sometimes make drinks for visitors

there's story to tell... it all started when i was working with a legal firm
and i was seated right infront of the boss/partner/lawyer's room...
his name i still remember vividly.. jeffrey wong... big guy always joking around
jw: SHOOONI... can you make us coffee? (there were 2 visitors in his room and they were the house agents)
me: errrr.... i dont know how to make coffee one wor.... Milo can ah?
jw: WHAT?? how can someone dont know how to make coffee?!?!? i dont care.. go and learn and make for us now!
me: ok....
then i rushed to the pantry and took a long time to figure out how to make coffee...
i simply added some nescafe in and some sugar...
then i even asked my collegue how to make it and it turned out they did not know how to make too!OMG!
finally after adding nescafe and sugar one after another to try to make it drinkable, i brought them their coffee!
they took a sip.. and put down the cup.. the visitors kept quiet...but
jw: WHAT IS THIS? is this coffee? if it is then THIS IS THE WORST COFFEE I have ever drank in my WHOLE LIFE! i can make better coffee than this!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA..in the end, a sip, the first sip is all they took... HAHAHHAHAHAAA
itulah balasannya... not that i did that on purpose, but i really dont know how to make coffee ma..
from that moment on, no one in the office ever did ask me to make coffee anymore!

when i was with SAAG then, they had tea lady's to make drinks for visitors... lucky me i thought!
then one day, our consultant, Mr. Ricky came to our office and wanted a cup of coffee
and the tea lady, aunty keetha is no where to be found... i told him countless time that i do not know how to make coffee
and it will definately turn out horrible!
nope! he did not believe me! and so i had to make a cup for him...
and of course, to his horror, I WAS RIGHT!!! he only took the first sip and history repeated itself!
hhahhahahahahahahahha
so one day, this Ricky was at our office again together with the Sub con's Gary, Lee and Alan for a meeting
and as usual, aunty keetha always disappears when she is needed
me: would you all want to have a drink? i only know how to give you plain water or chinese tea..
(i was kind enough to pre-warn them)
Gary Lee and Alan did not believe me and joked about what i said...
then when Ricky told them that my coffee is not for consumption, they finally laughed and believed me
from that moment on, when they see me, and when i asked them, they would chose plain water..
and tease my coffee expertise! HUH!

TODAY!!!! *tong *tong *tong (bells ringing for important announcement)
I MADE A CUP OF COFFEE FOR A VISITOR...
AND... i still don't know how but i just add everything that i can see according to the ratio that i thought it is right..
how my heart bloomed with pride and my joy burst out like firework
when i saw THE EMPTY CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wahahahhahahahh!!!! i finally made my first successful cup of drinkable coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woohooo!!! this is a reason to celebrate!!!

stone age

its another week now,

frankly, i find my daily routine kinda boring.. or kinda 'old'

not much of entertainment and nothing exciting..just like or even worse than soon to retire people FML

wake up morning go to work - after work eat dinner - T____T - talk to baybee - sleep early

T_____T space is yet to be filled with excitement!

i go home, all i see is 4 walls... if have internet, at least still got extra one called 'firewall'

i feel lonely...not much human interaction.. i think i will turn into a stone one day FML

the star front page "girl turns into stone staring at ceiling" WTF

I NEED A PERMANENT SOLUTION FOR THIS!!!!

temporarily, i go for alternate hairwash days... and fyi, i've just signed on a whole treatment package! how to save money like that???? when i get my salary, i'm gonna sign a 6 months hair wash program so i can go wash my hair every day!! *fighting for spot under a bridge to beg for money to spend at salon* FML

and like now, i shamelessly hang around at cafe to go online and blog of my sorrowful situation while waiting for my 'beloved brother raymond' to fix up internet at my rented fucked up place that could not use broadband!

does anyone know any part time courses at night that i can sign up for nearby puchong????

thought of putting my brains into good use while it is still functioning

*gasp* or has it turned into stone? FML!!!!

i'm your superwoman!!

the day before i had a dream...
i dreamt that i was like a superwoman...
not that i had superficial powers to fly and wear my bra and panties outside..
but i had the courage to save others.. by fighting against the evil forces!Whoa!!

it started with me driving Ping's car.. something like 4WD..
then as i drove like an aunty along the road, i saw the evil person
riding a huge superbike like motorbike with wings of blade that slashes everything it touches into half!
so many vehicles was destroyed

OMG! then i noticed that evil thing spotted me as he passed by and i panicked!
he U-turned me and came to attack me...
For heaven's sake i stepped the accelerator real hard so that i could go as fast as possible
my heart was thumping so hard.. it almost flew out
i was really scared that he might slash me to half and then i will die instantly! wtf
so i drove like crazy... over mountains and rivers,... in the city and desert..
i know this sounds illogical but i can't control my dream to be logical ma
the scene just keep changing and i was like driving so madly around..
so many close calls and i proudly overcame it!

then finally, i managed to 'pit lat' the evil person.... fuh!! *sweat
after i could breathe normally, i got furious when i saw him still destroying other people's vehicle...
so i chased after him and knocked him dead. YAY!!!!

~~~~then i woke up! WTF!

FML! i cursed! why didn't i continue dreaming of people rejoicing and celebrating my victory over the evil forces and
me crowned the 'fantastic girl', superwoman, or just be a crown princess... (the celebration theme could be pink!)

then.. i looked at my phone! fuck shit! I AM LATE FOR WORK!!!
got my ass up real quick and went to work...late :(

new look!

hello everyone!
like my blog new look or not?
you better do!
well, i don't know where to source for nice blog headers anymore..
so this time i thought i might just as well try out a new theme..
introducing the 'kiddie blog' theme.... *gasp!! awwwwesomely cute!
thought of getting something pinkish.. but can't find any cute enough for my eyes...
so, finally decided to settle for something plain and cute!

sometimes, i do wonder why am i so childish...
i mean for my age now i should go for some sophisticated and cool designs
but instead, i chose the 'kiddie' theme...
in a few days time, you will witness another prove of my childishness in my selection of something else.
ooops! i guess it is right time for me to change the theme to match my new found love! *bliss

OMG!! mentioning it made me feel so excited!
i'll be able to caress it in a few day's time!! woohoo!!
i have been drooling over it for quite long....
pretended to wanting to buy it for countless times....

tales of old and new

Edit 2:
Used convetional method with blogger and still failed 2-3 times. I pre-typed this post in Ms Word 2010 and i cant seem to just copy and paste into blogger. Everytime i 'copied' there will be formatting details that tagged along and made me cant post! FTS! make my life so mah fan only!
Had to copy into notepad first before i copied again into blogger! WTF!
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Edit:
FAILED NOT ONCE BUT TWICE.. trying to use yahoo mail to send this post using my newly thought way.
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Tried using yahoo mail to directly send a post with pictures, but failed because I don’t know how to! How sad!
But I am brilliant, immediately I thought of a way, and tadah! U are reading this post WITH pictures!! Hahahhaha!

What the hell is that??? Look carefully, study the surrounding, and you would finally realize that it’s a flower vase! That the one on the right and on the left is a small glass… the liquid inside is obviously not vodka!

Few days ago, I went with yennee to my ex-boss’s food tasting of her newly opened café called ‘mBUJI CAFÉ’ at Sunway Giza. It was really a joyous occasion as I see a lot of familiar happy faces and the anticipation of free food! Mmm….. I felt a sudden warm feeling of familiarity.. and that was just about it… As I left, I wasn’t sad or unhappy at all! As I thought I would when I just entered. I was happy to say goodbye and go home to sleep!

A little about the café in case anyone wants to give a little support.. Patrons there go through a coffee adventure as they spend time slurping on good quality coffee imported from Africa… and there’s where the sacred rock called mBUJI is located, hence the name of the café. From what I understand, you would be able to choose from a large variety of different coffee beans and choose how you would like your coffee be made. Just pick what you like and you would get your very own design! There would also be a sandwich bar, just like Subway style and the bread are freshly baked in-house. There will be also an extensive list of menu to choose from anytime of the day. So far, I have not seen any of the above except for the extensive menu because during the tasting period, it was really full house and the food ran out rather quickly! So I shall go back another day and will write a proper review here.



Well, the big vase is my glass of water while others are the usual small size ones! HAHA! The reason why I got such a big one is due to my not-so-soft-volume when I talk! I was complaining that I did not get any of my orders, NOT even my plain water to my ‘table mates’ when the staff there heard me! And he quickly brought me this! HAHAHHA! The wonders of having not-so-soft voice!

Was wondering, would I be the one who would serve people the big vase if I would be still attached with my ex-company?

Last week also I tried to buy things from my company’s site www.lelong.com.my and got myself a ‘dress’. Why in inverted commas? Oh.. when I tried it on, it reached only to my waist! HAHAHHAHA!!! I think I ‘expanded’ the dress horizontally too much that it became short! So I’m gonna sell it off!

Then there is this special Wednesdays go crazy thing on www.superbid.com.my where items are auctioned off starting from RM1. So I ‘made’ Ping to get me this!


Aren’t they lovely? Such a sweet couple.. everytime I see this, now hanging in my room, it reminds me of him and my ‘missing’ him feeling would escalate sky high!

And oh oh… btw…I’m going to see my baybee tonight!!! Yeah yeah!!!!!