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if past lives do exist, i guessed i might have been a TOILET BOMBER at Kuala Terengganu!
for the 2 weeks or more that i was there, it really seemed like the 'toilets' are taking their very own sweet revenge on me. WTF!
Disclaimer: the rest of the story is kinda disgusting. READ at your own RISK.
the whole series just started with me super 'needing' to urinate. So baybee stopped at a public toilet for me. i rushed to the toilet without thinking much when i saw a man in the other toilet so i went into the 'ladies' washroom...
there's a picture of a girl wearing skirt ma...well, baju kurung to be exact! Haha... then when i came out, the man was seated there at the counter, then i realised i need to pay for using the toilet. So i told him i will get the money from the car for him... he was looking at me weirdly and did not say anything...he just nodded. he had a really peculiar look on his face like he'd never seen a human before! wtf! so i went and took 30cents and then went back and paid him. Just as i paid him, to my horror i saw this:
WTF!!! FML!!! that was why he was looking at me weirdly!!!!!! FML!! i went into the fucking wrong toilet!!! it wasn't a baju kurung! it was a baju melayu!!
i felt so embarrased and ran away as fast as lightning!
WHY DID THEY DO SUCH MISLEADING SIGNS?????
and that bugger was in the ladies toilet, obviously everyone will think just like me... given the 'situation' i was in!
u guys must be wondering where i took the pictures of the stupid signs from.. hahahah
i went back another day, use the toilet again... (this time the baju kebaya one).. whipped out my camera, and took the picture lor!!
then secondly was when i was at Mydin, just before i went shopping.
After my business, i needed to use the water hose... so i turned right to the max and cleaned up my mess.
btw, it was a squatting cubicle. i put on my pants and stepped down to turn the tap off.
so i turned maximum to the left really fast.... and..
WTF!!!! the whole hose came alive due to the high MAXIMUM water pressure and sprayed water all over my face, body, cubicle and i think some outside from the top! FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT A BLOODY SHOCK OUT OF MY LIFE OKAY!!
i quickly turned the tap again and i discovered that to off it, it should be positioned at the middle!!
my whole body was wet, and i was wearing WHITE blouse!! that was fucking embarassing!!
i dared not go out of the cubicle in fear those who got wet outside might scold me! so i waited a while before i dared to step out! Two packets of 3 ply tissue also not enough!
i had to use the hand dryer to 'dry' my clothes!!
i got really pissed off and i really looked like a messed up crazy mad wet woman!!!
then i continued with my shopping. wtf.
the third incident was also at Mydin! i think Mydin hates me!
this time, i did not use any hose... i just did a simple business, then stood at the side of the squatting bowl, and flushed. that's it! everyone does it right?
FUCK! it was fucking wrong! i did not realised that the toilet bowl was broken at the back where water was supposed to spray out from! so instead of the water sprayed to the corners of the bowl, it sprayed all over ME!!! I was WET all over my pants!!! FML FML!!! and the worse thing is i could not stop the water from spraying out until the whole tank's wiped out!
MYDIN"S TOILET HATES ME!
now u agree why i said i guess my last life, i was a t'ganu toilet bomber!
damn!
oh! this is the fish tail.. which belongs to a river fish which was still swimming around in the river some 30 mins ago! wow! super fresh and nice okay!! you feel safe knowing the fact that it lived in the wild and wasn't fed with chicken inner parts!
Fourth is what i do everyday other than eat and sleep! i work.... ah yes, you did read the right thing.. I WORKED at ping's company's office helping them to sort out the company accounts and teaching and guiding Siti, the clerk the hired. I also worked as an 'escort'! HAHAHHAHA!! Day in day out i teman Ping run his errands, going to Terengganu everyday... including of going to morning markets to buy fresh vegetables EARLY IN THE MORNING!! i could not believe it myself also that i managed to wake up early in the morning in time for the early batch of partons of the pasar pagi! now i am a certified HEALTY person!
This is me camwhoring in the car while waiting for Ping to buy stuff and then the sunset captured my attention. Nice right? taken inside the car only.. imagine if u have a DSLR and at the seaside....
Fifth is knowing one unique 'event' that i believe only happens in Terengganu which in my opinion is the stupidest thing someone could ever do that brings no benefit and waste money and pollute the environment!
Six plus three is nine! There are 9 beautiful puppies at Ping's workplace and the are OMFG damn cute okay!! always want to come find u to manja manja!!
