lost your TnG card???

if you ever had to endure the heart pain and the suffering of being separated

with your Touch and Go card (like me when my yeng chai got raped)

without any possibilities of having it back, fret not!

i'm your guardian angel! hahahahhahahaha..

i have this very crucial information that many people don't know

(including me!)

i will help you get your money back (minus RM10 for processing fee)!!!!

to me i think the card will not have much of any sentimental value, but to me,

i have great connection with the amount of RMs loaded into it!wtf

here's the life saving action you can do to ensure your money love will always not be forcefully taken away from you:

ONLY 1. always keep the receipt when you reload your card!

this is for those who always change cards or

will be lazy to look for one miserable receipt when you need it....

it will always happen that you will not be able to find it when the time you need it the most!

why?? because you will be able to get your life saving information from it!

the serial number of your card!!!

armed with that, you can contact touchngo careline

talk to their friendly customer service, tell them your sappy stories, cry, complain etc..

email them your details...name, address, contact.. CARD SERIAL NUMBER..

and they will refund to you the balance remaining in the card,

block and cancel the old one.. (preventing any future jackass trying to use your card)

and send you a cheque (minus RM10 processing fee)

within a month!!!! isn't that a great?

I LOVE TOUCH AND GO!

now that i have proclaimed my love for you,

can you give me a free TAG?