before & after - p2

before &after - p1

sorry for the long hiatus.. now i am in Melaka celebrating Pingu's birthday!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAYBEE!!!!
i know he doesnt read this blog, so no need for me to write long lovey dovey post for him...
but still i am such a lovely girlfriend that will give him the honour to launch the first of many posts for my virtual slimming centre!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SEE HOW SLIM PINGU IS NAO!!!
WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missing part of me

At this hour, listening to romantic Korean love drama "full house" theme I can't help to be emotional. Its 3.30 in the morning. We're on our way to melaka to celebrate pingu's birthday. Pingu is busy surfing net with his laptop beside me and i am typing this with his I phone My mind brings me back to many things... I thought of my lappy. Misses it so much. Everytime I see people using their lappy, every time I hear people talk about lappy, I thought of my apple. I still feel the pain. I dont know how long would I take to get over this but I misses lappy a lot. I don't understand why they made the repair of lappy cost so much more than the actual purchase price???!?? I would pay even if it's 1 or 2 k... but not 6 k to apple store for repair. Why must they do it this way? Do they consider the pain and sadness the lappy owners will feel? Because of this, I can safely say I don't think I would buy an apple lappy anymore. My heart for an apple lappy could go up to this far as of now and it has all been given to my lappy. It was so heartbreaking that I felt like a sudden emptiness in my life, that gap of emptiness suddenly revealed itself. And as time goes by, it grew bigger, uncontrollable. And oh btw, I lost my pendrive too! Seriously FML cause all my gadget techno stuff Seems to run away from me.. Or it was me actually who dropped them off unintentionally.. No idea but to me, I hated the feeling of uhmmm..... Negligence? That I am a lousy owner!

before & after - intro

i'll have a series of entertainment post for your enjoyment...
all posts will have the subject header of 'before&after'

Disclaimer: even though the persons are real but the facts revealed are all fiction and my own creation for entertainment purposes only. I hope the people involved will look at it with a light heart and enjoy the laughter... should you feel offended or depressed, please do let me know. i will remove it as soon as i can. TQVM

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welcome to my newly launched slimming centre ..."before&after"

the success rates are super high and most of my 'clients' have remarkable results like this one below

i'll show the rest of my 'clients' in the next following post...

and of course, the prettier and handsomer my 'clients' are, the more of their pictures you can see!

see you in the next post!!

This is why

I had rollers all over my head!

I couldn't let myself be seen around a petrol station looking like an aunty with rollers! I was trying it out for fun anyway, and just for record, it didn't work out as I dropped some of it as I slept on the journey back.

But I looked equally as bad though with the scarf on! Still it was ok as I was in tganu and it's the 'in' or common look there.. Haha

Try guessing why I look like this?

Virgin kaya

This is the result of my first attempt in cooking home made kaya. Got the recipe from Raymond which had cooked numerous successful 'kaya's.

Colour wise it was ok as it's pandan flavored ma.. Taste was surprisingly good too!!! The drawback was the texture! FML it looks exactly like rat glue!!! Everyone that saw this bowl of kaya asked "why is there rAt glue in an eating bowl?" and they'll go "oppps!" with a sorry face when I said that's the kaya I cooked! Hahahaha. Reason was it was overcooked. So please take note of this when you try to attempt to make some!

Period. That is the end. Period. RIP

6th November was the date. It's the date of the death of my lappie, my apple. I left it there to 'dry' up with hopes to be able to turn it on few days later. On the 8th, I decided to push the button as I'll be going to tganu the next day. As I pushed the button, I was expecting it to boot on as usual. NOTHING HAPPENED. I pushedband pushed. Still it was just like that. Sleeping, I thought. Ignoring menon purpose, I thought. Maybe lappie was angry with me. I know it was my fault. And so I had to send it back to the shop to service, hoping that they won't find out he truth and just change the switch or something. I tried to tell myself that by sending it to the specialist there will be hope. I tried shopping to clear my mind. I guess it didn't work as well as I expected. But still there was hope Until yesterday when I got the dreadful call. They confirmed the death of lappie. That I would need 6,000 to revive it. My mind went blank. I was told that I might be able to get replacement done outside, but then after checking, it was not possible. When finally I knew that was impossible to get lappie back again at a humanly cost, i broke down. I couldn't stand it anymore. I had no choice but to accept the fact that lappie will not turn on again. I thought of it and I decided not to get any replacement yet. At least until I finish paying the installment. I need time to heal my broken heart. It was really painful. It is so hard to face the fact that lappie wasn't here for me anymore. I have no confidence that I would be able to withstand the possibility of another blow. Now I shall take it as a punishment for me. And I will banish the right of that bloody cup to be a cup. Not going just to break it. Gonna make it suffer and accompany my lappie and be a tomb stone. That is the price to pay for taking to life of my lappie. My lappie. RIP

lappie in ICU

my heart broke...
i see wings everywhere....
i miss my lappie!!!!! *come back quick!!
it'll be two weeks separation... and i hate it
i miss you lappie!!!!!!!!!!! come back to me FAST!!
and be healthy ok!! *everyone will pray for you (and me)

shopping doesn't make me feel better
but my friend, clare said, perhaps i didnt shop enough??
hmm... i think so too..
i'm going shopping tomorrow with pingu!!!!

yeah!!! pingu will be here!!!
and take me away.. to a far far away land...