i have a dream

i always dream that there will be one day...
one day that this will happen to me...
this one person (or maybe another, or both) will say it to me...
its my secret wish and desire..
even to the extreme i will imagine..
that i am stucked in a life or death situation..
or that i will crazily put myself there...
just to be able to hear these words...

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you"

"........ can't you sacrifice a little one time for your own daughter?"
"I would sacrifice anything for her"

i could feel....
the warmth...
the happiness....
the love...

i would never want to come back to reality....
cause i know, that when i am back here...
nothing would even come near to this!!
its just something that happens in fantasyland and movieland...

and there will be no more feeling left....

Jungle Jane

discovery chanel mode!
how to survive if you ever get lost in the jungle!!!

tips from Eugene, my first Mulu guide...

General Rule #1~ MOST animal found in the forest can be eaten!!
yucks!! that include spiders, ants, any other creepy animals!

General Rule #2~ plants which leaves SMELLS GOOD can be eaten.
those without smell would be poisonous!!

*prays hard that no one ever need to know this thing or experience it!!
**hopes that everyone will be safe in the comfort of home and civilazation where food is available!

Mulu Exploration Part 2

Second day we awake to a freezing room!!! it was like in iceland!!
yennee and me getting ready for the boat ride to our third and fourth cave.

Wanted to be a hero so i sat in front and regretted cause my picture turned out looking like this!

but was glad i took this seat! cause i have full clear view of what's ahead! oh ya btw, on the second day i didn't wear panty hose cause i thought there wouldn't have any pacats as it was clear the day before! so i wore my bola sepak socks instead!

camwhored on the sampan while we waited for out sampan leader

at the Batu Bungan Settlement where i bought some souvenirs home

at the resting area just before the starting point to Clearwater cave.. i didn't go for this caves as we need to climb up and down approx 200 steps! my foot was still so painful after yesterday's session and conquering Wind cave earlier.... plus i was worried that my knees cannot take the pressure and might get hurt again! so i chickened out!

with the rest of the group after their tour... die die also must pose with the signage

oh! the pathetic spa! i mean the signage! i bo song so i place my foot, thumbs down and ugly face to it!

then in the afternoon after lunch, we are scheduled to go for the Long Iman Longhouse village tour..

we took a ride on a sampan for about 45 minutes and we passed by Melinau river and into Tutoh River.. something happened at the area highlighted in yellow

i haven't seen such thing before.... the experience was an eye opener... see the two colours of the river.. this is the interchange. the water does not mix because the current is against each other

back to the resort after a boring visit to a village which has nothing but dogs and dog's shit! we realised that the more ulu a place is, the more expensive are the things sold. logic. but here, the items are produced from the ulu places. so shouldn't the price be cheaper at where it is produced/made? btw, even the airport sells much cheaper items! how to membangunkan the kampung like that???

compulsory photo at the resort's logo...

i was supposed to act like the bird tried to bite my head with this expression, but this is how i look in actual fact cause i accidentaly banged my head on the beaks when i tried to position myself. yennee said FREEZE and snapped this pic

goodbye royal mulu resort!! finally i can go home!

a nice picture at the bridge at the entrance of the resort

i was like sneezing the whole morning and i think i had a bit fever and was feeling really sick upon reaching Miri airport. i ended up sleeping on the chairs in public like a baby!

As we were checking in for our flight home, we saw this notice!

so i guai guai go buy the kek lapis which cost me RM20. this is Kek Lapis Kipas, strawberry, orange, pandan and vanilla flavour

Souvenirs i bought! the top two is from the Bungan settlement all for RM10 and the bottom two is from the airport...earring is Rm6 and belt is at RM30

room hunting

i thought…
I’ve had enough! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!
So I decided to move out!!
Since I’ll be working at Damansara Heights starting June.. (come find me for lunch anyone!!)
This will be the best chance for me to move out from my current rented place…
I’m sick of people who strongly believe that their rubbish can disappear into thin air if you leave it long enough…

So I went room hunting…
Looked through the internet.. and I went to have a view of the houses…

The previous day, I saw a room at Menara Duta 2… I really loved the house, the room.. it has super super huge built in cupboard and the whole room is white in colour that you feel it is just so clean..but I think it is quite far from the new office… having to pass by Solaris and Plaza Damas…and when I was leaving that place, I notice that after work hours, the jam was quite bad at the traffic light to Hartamas… furthermore its not convenient for fifi too..

Another room was at Tiara Damansara, which is a beautiful resort like condominium and its not high rise! So density of people staying there is very low… I love that place… but…for a RM500 room which is not inclusive of parking that would cost Rm150 per car per month. I need to sign an agreement to stay for minimum 1 year! Neither me nor fifi can commit to 1 year staying there… so the lady offered us RM600 per month with 2 months notice.. but the issue there is the parking! RM150 per month okay! Itu pun not guaranteed can get… and if we want to save money and park at the road side, we must remove our car daily before 9am to prevent being summoned by police. And what if fifi comes back in the middle of the night, where will she park? And where will she park her car should she decide to go to work later?

So yesterday both of us went to look at the area of Section 17 which both of us thought the location was all right and the price should be affordable… fifi insisted of looking for landed house.. much to my disagreement as she thinks at least she could park her car outside the compound of the house... our room hunt turned out to be NIGHTMARE for both of us…

House 1: okalah…. Empty hall, dark and gloomy but room quite small and location is not good as it is right at the traffic light junction on a slope..

House 2: a messy family house! Father, mother and 3 kids living there and they still want to rent out a room… cannot use kitchen and morning cannot bathe upstairs… how to live if I cannot use the kitchen??

House 3: RUMAH HANTU....we called and called and no one answered. Just as we decided to leave, we saw a lady coming out from the master bed room corridor and so we told her we’re there to view the room.. WTH that lady just ignored us and walked back into the room and closed the door! WTF! Ghostly attitude of future housemate! Are we too bubbly and noisy till we think her reaction was like a ghost? We were so pissed of that we decided to leave... Just then the girl that I’ve spoken with on the phone came down to open the door… we thought we should be courteous so we went to view the room.. the hall was empty.. but clean… as soon as she opened the door of the master bed room, the most horrific sight on earth was just right in front of us!!! It was like an abandoned place just ransacked by thieves! Surprisingly the ghostly girl and 2 others shared the room! That place was filled with cobwebs, wires hanging all over the place and a not-so-spoilt-dirty-old exhaust fan by the window frames. Then we proceeded to view the bathroom!! OMG!! I almost fainted okay! Fifi was speechless! That bathroom looked like a crime scene in an abandoned house!!! DENG!! All I could say was, “wah!! There’s a Jacuzzi here!” wtf!!how lame! and then we left and never intended to return!

House 4: when we passed by the house, immediately both of us decided not to waste our time to view the house at all!! We don’t even dare to step in that scary place.. so we called the girl to tell her that we’re not viewing it anymore. In return she told us that she wanted to let us know before hand that a burglar entered the house just last week!! WTF!!! wtf!!!

House 5: REBAN 'AYAM'...when I told fifi about it, her eyes gleamed! Hopeful! This house is just a walking distance to my office which is located at a posh area. Currently Mrs Singh, a senior citizen stays in the house with her son who is an Engineer, who travels frequently! I mean Mrs Singh’s son means is young Mr. Singh!! Naturally, pictures like these come to OUR minds! And we were so excited about it after the 4 horrific houses…

(this is hrithik roshan)

(this is abhishek bachchan)

(this is shahid kapoor)

When we reached the house… we smiled… the surrounding was good! The house looks alright too! Then a strange looking man came and greeted us in. “Don’t tell me this is the son.” I said to fifi and she replied, “No lah, I think that is the husband.” Our hearts were racing fast…. He looked like this, quite thin and fragile.. looks like he is sick or something…
Later when we found out that he is THE SON, our hearts stopped for a moment while our dreams crashed and breaks into pieces!!! Still, we went and viewed the room. The current tenant was there and she was COOKING IN THE ROOM and enjoying her maggi mee!! The room was so stuffy, corridor was filled with god-knows-what and the most horrible of all is the master bedroom! It was split into two and that whole place looks like a prostitute den to me than a house! HOLY SHIT!! The ‘son’ stressed that the ground floor is reserved for his family use only. It means we cannot use the hall! Cannot use the KITCHEN! Mrs Singh say we cannot bring visitors!! OMG!!! WTF!! then how can baybee visit me?? OMG!! All you get is just the room!! The prostitute den look alike room!!!!!!! And pardon me if I say this, but I think the hall stinks! It has those ‘indian’ smell!! Those smell you get when you go to Indian shops. ( I am not against Indians here okay and its just my preference) How can I live with that smell?? Use 10 bottles of perfume every day also cannot ‘pik’ that smell away!! Gosh!!

As I am typing this, I still can smell the smell…. This is terrible! What is happening to the world now?? Now I believe what we call HOME SWEET HOME!! Then I thought the ‘son’ looked familiar so I googled and I found this! eerie!!!

wow!!

Subang Airport has one thing that i really really like besides its location and the less amount of passengers which results in me being able to park illegally nearby the airport wtf is the ceiling in one part of the airport! i really really love the design and i plan to make my future room's ceiling like that too!! then i will be able to gaze at the stars all night with my loved one!!...wah! so romantic WTF!

Having very good impression on Subang Skypark Terminal, last Friday, i had to go there to fetch baybee....
I thought i was going to be late but it turned out i was there just in time..
It took me just less than 15 minutes to reach the airport!
So good right? especially when you think of where LCCT or KLIA is located
as i dashed in the airport wanting to greet baybee and to look as if i was WAITING for him
something big caught my eye...

WAH!!! so canggih oh!! OMG!! you wont believe such small airport have such high tech things in it! i can even know the location of the planes, the weather around the area... baybee was on flight FY2107.. almost landing when i reached there..
and they have a list of arrivals and departures too with the current status updated!! wah i am totally impressed with the technology at the airport lor!!!
finally i found something good about malaysia airport!

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

HOHOHO!!!

i've officially joined the 'gadget' group of people..

cause i have just splurged on something from Machines

Let me intro this newly launched and acquired beauty to you all

this is something so unreal for me cause i have been dreaming of it since 2004!! OMG!!

and its so alien yet i am so interested to go home NAW!! just to caress him

(i like boys so my things are all gonna be a HIM)

there are so many parts of him for me to explore and indulge in... so i'll be busy these days..

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jeng! jeng! my new love!!! awwwww!!!

the paper bag... i am attracted and always gets cheated by paper bags!!

my new love!! see! expensive stuff means quality stuff! the box also got sponge!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

ok. that's it! i'm going home NAW to rape him!! whooohooooo!!!
ok! yitpong's gonna shake his head now i know.. but i dont care!
i know i'm gonna improve my IT literacy...

Photo credits to ma baybee...and my love too!!
XOXO

Mulu Exploration Part 1

ohiyo!!!! today is a good day!!! my love will be back tonight!! @.

yays!!! i'm floating in the air now dy!!! kakakakkkaakka!:))

since i'm in such a good mood... i'll talk about my Mulu Trip

This is our dinner at Miri Town in one of the recommended shop by 'Miri'ans

~Ming Cafe~

The paku pakis is so nice but the tomyam is not nice at all

The next morning, we were at the airport early in the morning to bord the flight to Mulu

Bored at the airport so we spent our time on the third most useful activities after sleeping and eating

i.e. reading... or to be exact PRETEND to be reading = take pictures!!! WTF

Just before we board the flight, me and yennee hurriedly took a picture of ourselves with the cute plane because this baby was really reallyyyyy cute!

up in the air... 30 minutes flight to mulu... over forest and river... i think that is Sungai Tutoh

this is the smallest airport that i have ever been and it is weird to see everything is done manually in airport. there is no conveyor belts and they just bring your bags and leave it on a table for your collection

upon arrival, we saw two signs presumably is for guests to take photos while they unload the luggages and so being so bright we thought we could use the help of an uncle who was using those big big sophisticated camera to help us take a group photo! wow! his skill was so amazing! he took the most natural picture of us as what you can see above!! no posing, no fake smiles! al naturel!

fed up and still bored, we took some more photos with the beautiful and clean surrounding of the airport... until i found that there was a cute tuk-tuk waiting just outside the main door of the airport from our resort!

so the kiasu me, yennee and meiyun took stupid pictures with it before it gets filled with angmohs

i had a feeling that we would not be able to get to board it as we had some big luggages with us

so we end up riding on a baggage truck....

the weather was good and the sun was shining at its maximum!!

so the puteri lilins got ready with our gears!!

previously i blogged about leeches and how to prevent it here
so we wore panty hose for our first adventure after lunch

me, fully equipped to explore mother nature!!

panty hose - checked

knee support - checked

thick socks - checked

kampung adidas - checked

at the entrance to Mulu National Park...

JC looking scared like a kitten and almost fainted! hahahahha

sometimes i cannot blame humans to be so hamsap

or why people love porn so much

can't blame anyone... its human's nature..

cause mother nature is also so hamsap!!!

don't believe me ah?? ok.. let me prove to you...what our guide told us

introducing... this plant is called "ladies bum"

and this is "lover's penis"!!
any guess why the leaves have so many holes??
no present for correct guesses ok!
oh this is Eugene, our first guide of the day... and the best to me!!
i'm on the top of the JUNGLE!!! Mulu Canopy Skywalk at 480 metres is the longest tree-based walkway in the World and I HAVE CONQUERED IT!! *feels proud*

it's so easy lah like peanuts! ahem!

see my gloves?? i borrowed that dirty old glove my mom used to wear when she made kuih kapit!
recycling is good for mother nature okay and i am playing my part!!!wtf

~use recycled gloves to save the earth!! a community service message from shoni~

the naughty Eugene again spoil my picture... this is supposed to be a victorious picture proving that i have SUCCESSFULLY CONQURED THE LONGEST TREE BASED WALKWAY IN THE WORLD!
me and yennee in Lang's Cave
decided that with our camera, no pics will turn out nice however good we look because of the camera's limitation!

and so we end up taking pictures with signage in a vain attempt to say "i wuz here"
profile of Abraham Lincoln, the late US president who was assasinated in April 1865

This is how Deer Cave looks from the inside...looking so pretty

on the ground, coating the big pebbles are guano, in layman's term

SHIT...in precise, BAT's SHIT.
WTF!!! damn smelly okay! the smell is so evil, that it slowly penetrates your nose and takes its own sweet time to torture you!!

ahhh... after the ground of terror in shit valley, we got to see a spark of hope

this place we called Garden of Eden... which was actually a garden above the collapsed roof of the cave

get the message?

then we went to the bat's exodus observatory to wait for the appearance of Batman! wtf

ok. here is where we got a chance to see a spectacular sight of the bats on their voyage out to look for food in the evening around 6pm. The amazing thing about these bats is that when they reach the Deer cave mouth, they will make a circle for a few minutes before proceeding out in a wavy single line.

After watching the bats, we walked a LONGGGG WAYYYYY out back to the park headquarters and i thought i almost DIED!! i could smell the flowers at heaven's garden! wtf!!!!

i could not feel my legs attached to my body anymore and my legs were now filled with blisters!!!

so we went back to the resort and had our hearty dinner!! the buffet spread there was good and there was lots of vege dishes which makes it all wonderful again!!

then i made up my mind to a spontanic decision to go for the foot reflexology no matter what is the price to make sure my leg was attached back to my body and i could move it the next day again!

it was hell of a shitty touch that i was truly pissed and ended up relying on 'salonpas' spray..will talk about this in another blog post

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Part 2 to be continued